A is for Alphabetised wargame, sim, and site news. Once a month, assuming I can persuade Austerity’s Blackburn Cirrus Bombardier engine to perform the miracle of internal combustion, I spend a day or two scouring Simulatia and Grognardia for stories with the potential to fascinate, startle, cheer, dismay or amuse. Those stories are then dehydrated, alphabetised and delivered, via articles like this one, to people who’ve got better things to do than plough through puff and platitudes

B is for Bohemian geofoxer

A generous reader has donated a copy of realism-rich medieval RPG Kingdom Come: Deliverance to THC. The Steam activation code will go to the first commenter to correctly identify the road I was standing on when I took the Google Street View snap above. (Clue: there’s a link between the image and the prize).

C is for Car Mechanic Simulator 2021

And while I’m clearing the decks… Because I prefer my spanner sims stuffed with militaria I’m unlikely to get much use out of the CMS2021 Steam activation code PlayWay recently sent me. If…

a) Your tastes are more catholic than mine.
b) Attractions such as “72 car models, 4000 unique components, barn finds, auctions, and time trials” entice.
c) You’re a THC subscriber.
d) And you’re the first person to correctly identify, via a comment below this article, the automobile in this Google Street View image.

…I’ll send you said code together with ones for the title’s first two DLCs.

D is for Discerning ambushers

Those hoping Burden of Command’s firefights will prove as convincing as its characters and leadership dilemmas, will be reassured by two videos released by Green Tree Games this month. In the first, a veteran American infantry squad keeps its head in a sticky situation. In the second, a German MG team wisely refrains from riling a bold Stuart.

E is for Extra UoC2

If Moscow had fallen to the Germans in the winter of 1941-42, would the outcome of the war in the east been any different? Probably not, but in common with most wargames, imminent (Aug 31) Unity of Command 2 expansion, Moscow 41, is unlikely to look kindly on Soviet players who lose the capital. The chance to relieve Leningrad, and utterly destroy Army Group Center, will be amongst historical ‘what ifs’ explorable in the eleven-scenario, $7 Red Army campaign. The option to retreat to Kuybyshev won’t.

F is for Fine words butter no parsnips

In their first post-launch communication, Geometa, the outfit behind Carrier Command 2, promised regular bug fixes and feature updates, but failed to provide a timetabled roadmap or explain why glaring issues like poor unit pathfinding and grotesque heli flight models weren’t addressed prior to release. “Our goal is for Carrier Command 2 to have great developer support and as close to zero issues as possible.” looks great on paper. Only time will tell if it translates into the raft/barge of improvements CC2 needs .

H is for Houston, we have a problem

Not only can users of Early Access Reentry – An Orbital Simulator experience the pre-shuttle space race from the perspective of NASA astronauts, they can roleplay mission controllers too. Nicely documented multiplayer-compatible versions of both the Mercury and Apollo control centres are available at no extra charge.

I is for Inoffensive injuries

Is the world ready for a WW2 corpsman sim filled with pitiful groans, severed limbs, protruding bones, and gruesome disembowellings? Judging from the grit-free Medic: Pacific War demo, Hypnotic Arts think not.

J is for Jericho jailbreak

If you’re struggling to come up with an idea for the Escape & Evasion Game Jam viewing this fab trailer for the upcoming DCS Mosquito could help.

K is for Kwik klimb

Would Travis Pastrana have smashed the Mount Washington hill climb record this week if he hadn’t practised on polygons beforehand? Maybe, but without the route knowledge and confidence his preparatory iRacing sessions helped build, he probably wouldn’t have hacked a massive sixteen seconds off his 2017 time.

L is for Liberate Latvia

Māris Ozols’ determination to participate in the next Steam Next Fest means folk interested in trying Comrades and Barons: Gates of Freedom, the world’s first Latvian War of Independence digital wargame, now have just six weeks to wait.

M is for Manchuria 1945

I’m going to blame the latest Wars Across The World scenario for the brevity of some of the entries in this A2Z. Not knowing much about Operation August Storm, I turned to Wikipedia and ended up lost in a labyrinthine Wikihole warren. By the time I emerged via an article about Operation Cherry Blossoms at Night (a Japanese plan to bomb San Diego with plague-carrying fleas) today’s deadline was uncomfortably close.

N is for Not nearly as good as I’d hoped

Thank Hades the CULTIC demo disappointed or I’d have been even further behind schedule. Cowled dynamite-hurling cultists, chattering Sten guns, “3D Realms” on the splash screen… from a distance Jason Smith’s rampage down memory mews looked like a Blood, Duke Nukem 3D, Rise of the Triad fusion to die for. Having slain nothing but dull-witted mad monks in the trial, I’m now much less enthusiastic. Back to HROT I think.

O is for Other priorities

Josh Busuito and Co. believe the Gunner, HEAT, PC! build available to backers has enough AFV types for now (I agree). The WIP Bradley and BMP have been put to one side while the team works on a mission system sufficiently sophisticated to support campaigns with interlinked scenarios and asset carry-over. Those campaigns are still some way off, but the next update will inject randomness into existing “quick start” missions – a change that’s bound to prove popular. Infantry coding is also underway. Like aircraft, grunts will be independent combat complicators rather than player-taskable units.

P is for Pucaras over Port Stanley?

Although developer CarloC still has plans for Until the Last Plane (an endless mode and automatic sortie resolution option are on the way) he’s begun work on his next project – another military management title with pixel art. Game #2’s name and theme have yet to be revealed, but a little bird told me the timeframe will be ‘circa 1980’.

Q is for Quick tea break

R is for Raffles retired

Weekly raffles aren’t, I now realise, a great way to distribute perks to the indispensable airlifters who keep the lightbulbs glowing and the word piano clamorous at THC HQ. From this point on, subscribers who’d like a bespoke masthead tile should post their requests under A2Z articles like this one (Because my artistic talents are limited and some subjects are hard to render recognisably as 32 x 32 black-and-white sprites, please proffer several suggestions rather than just one).

From now on I’ll be distributing THC hats via A2Zs too. If you’re a subscriber and would like to see one of the above next to your name in the comments section, simply leave a comment below telling me which cranium cosy you fancy and I’ll do the necessary. There’s only one example of each hat, so, as the ram said to the ewes, it’s first come, first served.

S is for Sandy supplement

Lock ‘n Load Tactical Digital’s most recent battlepack, Heroes of North Africa, is less conventional than its title suggests. Lurking amongst the ten-scenario line-up are East African clashes, skirmishes between US and Vichy French forces, and a pun you probably need to be silver-haired to appreciate.

T is for Tiled t-shirts

Bombarded by literally one request for Tally-Ho Corner clobber, I’m in the early stages of designing a selection of THC t-shirts. Your thoughts on these two prototypes would be appreciated. Obviously the finished designs will be available in other colours.

U is for U-boat uncertainty

Crush Depth Studios are on the Hertz horns of a dilemma. The small team toiling away on what aspires to be the most realistic U-boat sim ever made, is about to make “the single biggest decision the project will face for years to come”. They’re contemplating switching engines from Unity to Unreal.

V is for Volcanology

A year in the making, the latest eSail update endows the sim with multiplayer and sandbox modes, and improves heeling and prop-walking physics. Happily, eSail isn’t so busy being authentic and educational that it neglects the incidental. The Shearwater Islands, the fictional setting, boasts an active volcano, the periodic belches and expectorations of which are carefully monitored by users.

W is for War Mongrels

Now only a couple of months away, fingers crossed it is as Commandos-indebted as its trailer, screenshots and feature list suggest.

X is Xcised in the interests of punctuality

Y is for Yes, please

The latest addition to Cauldrons of War – Stalingrad is a free campaign that replaces region-wide frontlines and week-long turns with urban warfare and half-day turns. The experiment suggests the CoW engine could, if Maestro Cinetik was so inclined, have a bright future ahead of it as a city scrap enabler. Cauldrons of War – Shanghai, Huế, and Grozny? Yes, please.

Z is for Zero groundspeed


  1. Glorious/gratuitous Mozzy footage there. Is there a release date for Burden of Command? A quick perusal of their website didn’t provide one (not in the FAQ) so maybe they’re being coy – or I’m blind as a dingbat.

    I’ve not noticed one on the hat stand so far but I’d be keen on a Phrygian cap, ideally with a tricolor cockade. Or a soviet tank/tankovi helmet . Obviously both a bit niche but what’s the internet for if not indulging niche interests? 😀

    • >>Is there a release date for Burden of Command?

      Not that I’m aware of. Hopefully the email I’ve just sent to Green Tree Games will narrow things down a little.

      I’ve forwarded your hat requests to Stopford, THC’s milliner.

      • Project lead, Luke Hughes, yesterday:

        “Burden will be done when it’s done right.”

        “We are marching systematically through the integrated scenarios (narrative plus tactical) with playtesters. We’re about 60% done there.

        But I need to write an attack AI for remainder. Not easy at all. Then we string them all into a continuous campaign and balance that. And that balancing should take a good chunk of time.

        So many miles to Berlin yet. But the quantitative and qualitative feedback from playtesters on individual scenarios has been encouraging.”

  2. I think that’s an Alfa Aerodinamica in the CMS2021 foxer.

    That’s a cool car for more than just its shape: it could get up to 86 mph and was built in 1914. That’s a bit short of the land speed record at the time of 125 mph, but still very fast for pre-WW1!

  3. I’ll be eagerly waiting to see what CarloC comes up with next. Until the Last Plane was *this* close to being a big hit with me, but I ultimately came away a bit bored with it (and disappointed because, as THC’s review stated, I thought it could have been much more). I’m sure CarloC has heard such feedback…what will he bring to the table in response?!? Clearly a talented guy brimming with creativity – the thought of him making a similarly styled *series* of games (with just a touch more nuance and strategy than we saw in Until the Last) makes me very excited!

  4. I think I prefer the design on the left, with the smaller vignettes. I am unsure I would wear a t-shirt with Winston Churchill’s effigy. Can we have a John Curtin design too? 😛

    • Another vote for the design of the one on the left, although the grey colour is a bit drab.

      If you are doing designs I would buy a mug.

    • There will be Churchill-free shirts. John Curtin’s lack of trademark hat/pipe/facial scar/hand gesture means it’s unlikely he’ll ever get tiled (creating recognisable visages on 32×32 B&W sprites is a tall order) but a CAC Boomerang or slouch hat isn’t out of the question.

  5. You know what would be another great piece of swag? Mousepads. The logo is made up of squares to begin with, and anybody who’s a reader here will be a daily mouse user.

  6. Looking forward to burden of command when it comes, and I really should try and learn CoW, it looks good but for firmly chucked in the backlog but I am after a new game at the moment so perhaps the urban mode is the excuse to dig it out I was looking for.

    If you’re handing out hats Tim, I would take the topper or the shako.

  7. For hats, could I request either a Soviet tanker’s cap or (if that’s complex to make) a conical straw hat for myself please?

  8. A pity about the inoffensive injuries. When I’ve played shooter games with roles, I’ve most often found myself in a support role, and I quite liked the movie Hacksaw Ridge, and so I was looking forward to a game focused on this perspective.

    Terrific crop of newsbits again Tim. Many titles here to salivate over.

  9. I prefer the design on the right (less busy) but also count me among those more likely to buy a mug than a t-shirt.

  10. For the pic 23 Pod Bránou road as far as I found. Seems to be it. Never played Kingdom Come but heard many good things about. I don’t mind giving it a go!

    • KCD is an excellent game, the best HRE RPG since Darklands. You need to be willing to actually role play a little to enjoy it the most (the monastery section is the best example of this which is either a joy or a boring slow part depending on perspective). But I’d recommend going to nexus and getting mods to enable saving at any time and having a cross hair with the bow as simple qol measures. Skills get better through use, like Elder Scrolls, and the difficulty curve is smoothed by grinding. Once you’ve got through the first two tutorial towns and woken up you open up training with a master at arms and get a mission to go and join the local guard on patrol. Do all the training available, but if you want to now’s the time to pause the main quest and start exploring to build yourself up a bit.


      • Thanks for the tips! I been meaning to play KCD for years after hearing about it but never got around to getting it despite being exactly the sort of game I’d enjoy. No excuses now! Going to finally sit down and give the game a proper go.

  11. I like the variety of the pictures on the left, beyond just a WWII theme. However, I would certainly like Churchill included, but not as keen on the scorpion/lobster, nor the particular helicopter or train (is it a train in the lower right quadrant?) pictures. For me, happy to by a t-shirt, less likely for a mug.

  12. Another vote for the grey shirt on the left.

    I would love a centurion helm but I’m not sure what’s involved in becoming a supporter…

    Wait just noticed the page link below… I’m going to check it out

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