Most games that irk Seth, my inner rural realism pedant, do it with dodgy flora or agriculture. Slow Roads, a relaxing £6 driving diversion from Topograph Interactive, does it primarily with questionable fencing. Good luck finding a Street View-able spot in the English Peak District where post and rail fencing like this (↑) flanks the road.
Front-page handkerchief knot: Remember to use the delightful Glider Sim Deluxe for the next Tally-Ho Corner tour! Since I first encountered it, Joey Sipos’s fuselage-free flight sim has undergone five years of Early Access tweaking and gained a feature that makes it perfect for virtual peregrinations.
Roman and I enjoyed our Medway Meander so much we decided to linger in The Garden of England for a few more days. One of the byproducts of this extension is the following ‘missing vowels’ foxer.
Great news! In the brief window before AI steals all our jobs, overheats the planet, and 3D-prints the armada of virus-carrying drones that destroys mankind, it’s going to make some corking computer wargames. While Cyprus 1974 isn’t, strictly speaking, ‘corking’, it is an eye-opening example of the kind of conflict sims that machines are already capable of producing.
Using the following clues (the map above is purely decorative) in combination with Street View, work out my location.
It would be criminal to leave Kent’s county town without talking about the ferocious battle that occurred here in the Seventeenth Century, or mentioning at least one of the wrong’uns who’ve spent time in the local clink.
Diceless combat, an invincible super unit, and a solitaire variant that’s very different from the two-player alternative… Archie’s War: The Battle for Guadalcanal, a fast-playing 2023 board game from Worthington Games has three pretty striking features. Oddly, the £7 PC port that hit Steam a couple of weeks ago only inherits two of them.
Old Town Roads, the Bus Bound add-on released last week, won’t help repair Saber Interactive’s damaged reputation. Your six quid buys a remarkably bland minibus, and a rural map extension made by people (?) who’ve seemingly never set foot outside a city.