Would you like a Door Kickers 2 review?

When a game’s Steam review graph looks like this (image link), reviews of said game can feel a tad superfluous. While I’d be more than happy to spend the next few evenings playing the endlessly entertaining Door Kickers 2 with my critical head on*, if the majority of Cornerites have already decided how they feel about this Early-Accessible-no-longer sequel, I may come at it from a different angle or assign the Friday slot to a game that isn’t blessed with quite so many satisfied customers.

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In the Task Force Admiral demo you can task Wildcats AND pilot them

In addition to a choreographable Coral Sea clash between taskforces linchpinned by the Lexington and Yorktown, and Shokaku and Zuikaku, the due-out-early-next-week Task Force Admiral demo includes an Easter egg the size of a Pratt & Whitney Double Wasp. Courtesy of a “crude experiment” called Fleet Defense, trialists will get to experience a small Japanese strike from the cockpit of a controllable Grumman F4F fighter.

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Wot I Think: City Transport Simulator – Tram

The captivating City Transport Simulator: Tram has reminded me of the inherent advantages tram sims have over train sims. When I fire it up, I know my fingers, eyeballs, and little grey cells are in line for a low-impact workout. I know there’s zero chance I’ll end up yawning at monotonous scenery, or willing a ‘distance to next station’ number to tick down faster.

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Friday Foxer #214

Every Friday, Tally-Ho Corner’s cleverest clogs come together to solve a ‘foxer’ handcrafted by my sadistic chum and colleague, Roman. A complete ‘defoxing’ sometimes takes several days and usually involves the little grey cells of many readers.

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Review Reprise: Agricultural Simulator – Historical Farming

I’ve written hundreds of reviews, previews, and retrospectives during my twenty-odd years as a games inspector. As many of these appeared in the British version of PC Gamer magazine and nowhere else, now and again something from my archive may appear as one of THC’s daily posts. Below the jump you’ll find a short caveat emptor aimed at prospective purchasers of Agricultural Simulator: Historical Farming, a 2012 tractor sim heavily caked in nostalgia.

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Luck is important and Hougoumont is MIA in RBM Studio’s Waterloo

Where have Hougoumont, La Haye Saint, and La Belle Alliance got to? The hexagoned bit of Belgium you fight over in this new low cost, low complexity wargame, may disorientate at first. Because developer, Hexes of War, has decided to truncate the name of the 2019 board game it’s ported, some bedroom Bonapartes may purchase expecting a cosy battle sim when, in fact, this is something much broader.

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Rogue Conflict risks being overlooked

As Advance Wars’ fictional setting and bland title didn’t seem to handicap it commercially, I guess there’s no reason why Rogue Conflict’s should. That said, I can’t shake the feeling that this demo-blessed upcoming wargame would have benefited from a better moniker and a bit of history.

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