Where am I?

Using the following clues (the map above is purely decorative) in combination with Street View, work out my location.

Although Roman, THC’s chief puzzlewright, would be interested to know how long it takes you to solve this solo foxer, he’d rather you didn’t put spoilers or solutions in the comments.

Today I’m closer to a church than a Thai restaurant, and closer to a pub named after an ungulate of unspecified colour than a pub named after an ungulate of a specified colour. You’ll find me in the hometown of two British Olympians who won gold medals at this year’s Games. On the town’s Wikipedia page there’s a photograph of a pantograph-less electric multiple unit, and a picture of a coat of arms that includes nipples and a cannonball. The county you are seeking could be said to be a ‘confused commie drunkard’.

You are probably in the right place if you can see…

• Petunias
• A cockerel’s comb
• A black dog
• A silver Skoda Fabia estate
• The word ‘HERBERT’
• The word ‘scallops’
• Belt conveyors
• A triangular road sign warning of an opening or swing bridge ahead
• A cyclist with an injured hand

(Last week I was here)